Just a college kid with childish dreams. 17. Mixed. Swirler. It's my life but who cares?
god i fucking miss her
I’ll reblog this a third time idgaf
when i was in kindergarten i had this babysitter who cooked the best steak i’d ever had and i’d always ask what it was and she said “people” every time and i’d laugh and ask what it really was and she’d just reply “people” and i found out in first grade that she got arrested and was sentenced to 50 years-life in prison
and that’s the story about how my babysitter was basically hannibal lecter and i was will graham for a whole year
me praying and thanking the lord for this wonderful meal
did you just eat your girl out to hey arnold
I only want to be eaten out to Hey Arnold now.